3D PORN: FUTURE OR FAIL?

There’s been a lot of recent reports about the new 3D porn release Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy which has attracted people from all over Europe to Hong Kong where the film had its first screening.  Thousands of tickets were pre-booked for the film’s opening this week where it actually outperformed Avatar at  Hong Kong theatres and it already looks like there’s a sequel in the pipeline.  The film is about a young horny stud who befriends a Duke and becomes embroiled in the fuck hungry underworld of the royal court………hmmmmm.

So presumably, this is going to be the new genre of porn film hitting our screens more and frequently?  Don’t get me wrong, it sounds great, but I couldn’t avoid images of people either five knuckle shuffling or getting jiggy with their partners while wearing a pair of 3D goggles…..killing the moment…………yeah, possibly.

Anyhow, that aside, it got me thinking how 3D porn could somehow open the floodgates (so to speak) to make the whole porn experience more realistic.  As you may or may not have seen, we already have the ‘RealTouch’, a high technology fuck toy for men which not only feels like a real pussy, emitting heat, lube and pressure but also allows the user to synchronise the movements on the screen to the toy itself………genius!  Partner that with a 3D film, and all you need now is a Disneyworld stylie mechanism that allows the pornstars pussy to really ‘squirt’ you, and woman will just be a necessity of the past…….but remember – 3D goggles, twat toy wrapped round your cock and a face full of fake pussy juice is probably not a spectator sport……………just saying.

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