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TEN DIY SEX TOYS YOU CAN MAKE AT HOME

by angelface | May 18th, 2011 | list, sex toys

Whether you are just too shy to venture to your local sex shop, or your pockets are feeling the pinch, there are a multitude of reasons why people might be tempted to try DIY dick pleasing. Women have a wide variety of house items to choose from, whether it be a handy hairbrush or a twat teasing toothbrush – we thought the guys were missing out a bit, so we’ve put together a top 10 list of homemade sex gadgets for you to toy over…..and we’ve thrown a couple in for the ladies, just so we don’t leave them out completely………

No.10		The pumpkin that’s right for the pumping – simply take your favourite dildo, make a lid in the pumpkin (as you would at Halloween) and feed through the cock toy in a ready made hole.
No. 9		No 10 can also be adapted for the men too, simply by omitting the dildo – and even using a melon in the place of a pumpkin – make sure you scoop out ample seeds to allow your prick to pump comfortably – although apparently leaving some of the insides makes it all that much more…………realistic.
No. 8		Get some suds on ya bud!! Such a simple idea…all it takes is a bar of bath soap and a household drill…..just make sure the hole is wide enough for your wanking tool and you’re away – and you get your cock cleaned in the process….talk about doing two tricks with one dick….result!!!
No. 7		The Banging Bucket – Get ready to pop your prick in this one! Draw a hole in the bottom of the bucket, and cut a six piece pie shape in that circle and feed through a paper towel roll through the hole. Put a rubber latex glove into the roll and fold over the outside of the roll. Fix the whole thing in place with plenty of tape. Apply plenty of your favourite lube and whack away…..takes away the risk of getting caught too…..hehehe!!!
No. 6		Do you love your sofa? I mean luuuuurve your sofa? Well, you’re just about to learn how much you can. One Ziploc bag filled with plenty of lube placed under one of the seat cushions is all it takes – and a little more pressure on the cushion as you pump away can heighten the pleasure!!
No. 5		Get wrapped in bubbles with this one – Cut off the top of a soda bottle ensuring that the cut end is smooth. Place two sponges side by side on a rectangle of bubble wrap. Fold the wrap in making sure both the sponges are covered and leaving a gap in the middle and some excess on the top that can be fixed to the bottle later. Push the wrap and sponges into the soda bottle and tape up the excess wrap to the sides of the bottle using plenty of tape. Enjoy!!!
No. 4		This is a very popular and easily cleanable DIY toy – the Fifi. Fold a hand towel into a rectangle longways and place a rubber latex glove on the towel with the open side hanging out. Fold the towel around the glove so its nice and snug and stretch the open end of the glove over the end of the towel (see pic). Squirt in your lube, and you’re away!!!
No. 3		The fake ‘flashlight’ as i like to call it. Take a empty potato chip can and cut some foam so that it is half an inch longer than the length of the can. Unwrap a condom and lay it along the foam with the open end just above the edge. Draw line along the foam where the condom ends from one end to the other and cut – you then have two long pieces of foam, one thin, one thick. Roll up the thinner piece of foam and push it into the bottom of the can, then place the condom at the beginning of the thicker piece of foam and roll up so the top of the condom is poking out the end. snip a hole in the end of the condom so that air can get in and put the larger piece of foam in the can with the foam sticking out about half an inch. Make a small hole in the bottom of the can near the bottom with a screwdriver. Stretch the condom over the foam and the top of the can and secure well then apply lube and enjoy. Simply replace the condom before each use…A crispy prick pleaser!!
No. 2		Put 100g of starch in a microwave safe tumbler and add 100g of water. Mix thorougly and then add another 100g of water and mix well again. Microwave for 1 minute. Once the mixture is solidified make a small hole in the middle and microwave for a further 30 seconds. Using a stick that is slightly smaller than your own cock, make a bigger hole in the centre – going approximately three-quarters of the way into the tumbler. Put in a refrigerator and cool for 40 minutes. After it is cool, remove the stick and take the whole mould out of the tumbler. The mould should be the consistency of rubber/gelatin to be ready for use. Lube up, slip in your schlong and away you go!!
No. 1		You engineers will be well equipped to serve this one up – however, i thought it was fantastic – simple, ecological and well…………..everyone needs a challenge, uh?