TOP TEN SEX FANTASIES: MEN VERSUS WOMEN

Anal Sex – it may be that variety is the spice of life – it may be that the tightness is a factor – but either way,  it’s a fact that a lot of men fantasise about being able to give a good rear ending.  But you must get it right…..you must have plenty of lube, (condoms can ensure a smoother entry), and make sure that you have lots of foreplay – complete relaxation makes the whole process much more enjoyable…… and go with the flow…….gently.

Sex with two women – a fantasy since year dot, of course, but it certainly still holds its own in this top ten fantasy list.  Some men are just interested in the whole ‘lesbian’ side of this, wanting to simply watch two girls please each others pink pussies – others would be much happier to join in the fun.  I don’t feel the need to explain this one any further…..it’s simple…..why make one woman miserable when you can make two happy…………..good call.

Sex on the beach -  Wandering along the shore and you’re both feeling hot in more ways than one…….The sun is going down, the scene is set and your cock is hard…….However, if hot and sandy is the way you wanna go just try and avoid exfoliating your vital parts.

Sex all around the house – indeed – why does sex need to be kept to the bedroom?  There are so many other places to be christened!  Kitchen, bathroom, dining room table – take your pick, and the thrill of someone walking in just adds to that excitement, doesn’t it..?

Oral sex – whether it’s munching on a juicy muff or having your shaft sucked to perfection, men just love it, and even better when you decide to dine al fresco………….

Sex games – a real generalization, but hey, anything to spice it up is fine by us.  Dressing up, role play, it’s up to you……..there’s no rules to these games – well there is – one – have fun!!!

Various positions – It’s obvious, yes, i agree – but not just the run of the mill positions, surely?  There are so many to be experienced.  Reverse cowgirl, bumper cars, brute, mastery, pile driver……I think an timetable might be in order……….

Naked Dancing -probably not the time you want to bring out the Elvis album.  Dirty dancing is just the ticket, especially if it’s served up hand in hand with a sexy outfit.  So dim those lights, get comfortable and take in the view………….

Recording sex on tape – thanks for the memories.  This one really should be agreed beforehand – there’s nothing that’s gonna fuck up your ideas more than whipping out the camcorder only to get a smack in the chops for your trouble.  But if we are all agreed then this sexy interlude can be enjoyed again………………….ooooh, and again.

Sex in front of a mirror – unfortunately, we haven’t got eyes in the back of our heads and some mirror sex gives any position a whole new meaning.  So if you want to see things from a different perspective (and not necessarily from the ceiling) then this is perfect for you.

Domination by her – Aaaaah, the dominatrix, mistress, maitresse – the woman who is always ‘on top’ of any situation.   Be afraid, be very afraid…the dominatrix isn’t going to let your cock get the better of her, but would you want it to?

Domination by him – another age old fantasy.  Many woman can’t get enough of a man who isn’t afraid to throw his testosterone around.  Grab her hair, tie her up and slam her deep up her eager slit as you bite her soft skin – but remember one thing – this domination ends when you leave the bedroom…….and it’s only permitted when its been agreed………..

Naughty Schoolgirl – Yes, you lucky people, schoolgirl frolics is in the top 10 female fantasies.  So this naughty little bitch needs her round butt cheeks spanked as you put her over your knee and lift up her short little school skirt.   But be quick…………she’ll be late for class…………its Biology……..

Sex with a Stranger – The turn-on of the unknown.  Meeting a sexy stranger in a bar and getting a full length fucking from the man with no name.  Exciting, thrilling and no strings attached – the perfect pumping.  Condoms must be included.

MFF Threesome – Yes guys, the MFF threesome is up there with its sexy twin.  If you’re lucky enough to have a girl who’s preparing for a sharing then make the most of this one.  However, it invariably works out that your lusty slut won’t let you anywhere near her hot friend as she wants her all to herself………….funny, I can’t hear any complaints…………..

MMF Threesome – Here’s the other side of the coin.  Only this time, these two horny hunks are definitely not out of bounds where the woman’s concerned, and in the exact opposite to the MFF threesome, many times there is not usually sexual contact between the males themselves.  This pussy’s ready for a serious double dipping.

Voyeurism – If you were thinking that sneaking a peek is purely a male fantasy then you were very wrong.  Women just love to watch other people fuck.  Much of the time though, this fantasy remains just that – a fantasy – perhaps thinking about peeping through a neighbours’ window as they get hot and horny, or maybe spying on a hot chick sucking her man’s cock in a bedroom at a party – either/or, this one sits nice and comfortably in the top 10.

Wild Sex/Force Fantasy – These are hugely popular with women.  Wild, dirty sex is right up there (no pun intended) and she loves it.  Being pushed up against a wall for a forcible fucking or having her clothes torn off after being carried upstairs to bed.  You’ll be surprised the sort of women who just adore dirty sex – a kitten in the kitchen, a tiger in the bedroom…………….purrrrrrrrfect.

Recording Sex on Tape – and here is again – a win/win situation, I’d say.  Make sure she feels like the most beautiful woman in the world.  Set the scene, get the lighting right and fish out that handycam…..it’s time to film some fucking, baby!!!

Dirty Dancing – a tantalising striptease, a lingering lap dance – your hard cock will tell her she’s getting it right.  A private dance is the perfect starter to get you both hungry for your main course…..so find yourself some teasing tunes and enjoy a show from your own private dancer…..