OUR PICK OF SEXY NIBBLES…..FOOD FOR THOUGHT?

Mmmmmmm…..Cock on the Mountain Top – better than chicken on the dining room table?

Nothing beats a chocolate filled ass as a teatime treat………….but the washing up’s a bitch, bro……….

Oh for christ sake, how anal.  A snack to indulge in after some butt banging action, perhaps?

Every woman needs a few hot and spicy ding dongs from time to time, eh?

Still left hungry after all that muff munching?  Hang on I’m sure I’ve got a bag of………………yeah, here we go……

Semen bread?  There was me thinking it was full of protein, not carbs………..

The only thing you need to watch with these rolls is they might squirt when you bite into them…………

Pink or brown – whatever your preference, they’ve got the muff for you!!!

Hmmm………..do these cupcakes taste salty to you?

You’ve got a little something on you……………….oh, never mind……………..

Yeah, yeah, I know, only mildly amusing………….but the small print is so important, don’t ya think?  (Rectal Use Only…WTF???!!)