Outrageous sexual acts……there’s some real corkers out there!! Here’s a taster for your perverted palate …………what depraved descriptions could you add to our corrupt collection?
Pittsburgh Fake – While having sex doggy style, person A spits on Person B’s back, tricking them into thinking they have shot their load…..when Person A turns round to acknowledge this, Person B spurts their cumload in Person A’s face……………..mmmmmmmmm……….creamy.
Michigan Mouthful – Man reaches ejaculation (by any means – hey, freedom of choice, and all that) and shoots his jizz juice into his hand. He then slaps this over his partner’s mouth and holds it there for them to enjoy……scrummy.
Dusty Pirate – Quite simple this one, and relatively painful, I would think……….just a handful of sand in a babe’s prick pocket………..and slam in your schlong, baby!!!
Chihuahua – Man squats on his haunches, while the woman lies on her back and puts her knees on his shoulders…..then he fucks her like a Chihuahua pumping someone’s leg…….grrrrrrrrrr
Incubator – Actually managed to get my on some graphic evidence for this one……Man cranks his cock in a warm juicy pussy while his fluid filled ballsack is stuffed up her hot horny asshole.
Spaghetti and Meatballs – Man showers woman’s hair with his slimy cock sauce and plonks in his freshly emptied nutsack…….yum, I love Italian, don’t you?
Wounded Dolphin – Pick a hole, any hole…………while fucking a woman’s hole of his choice, man enters his finger into the other, enabling him to feel his entire prickage slamming into her orifice.
F5 – and my personal favourite in this section (lol)………..After a sexual act of his preference, man pulls out just as he is about to cum and spins around aimlessly, his arms spread-eagled, splashing around his spunkload and destroying everything in his path………outta my way!! I’m gonna blow!!!
Brazilian Fart Fuck – for all you lesbian lovers out there……………One hot bitch farts while her dirty dyke friend teeth chomps the air in an attempt to ‘eat’ the gas, baby!!!
Wolverine Surprise – Man A hides in a closet, armed with a small bag of freshly clipped pubic hairs…..Man B brings back a hot slut of his choice, and after spewing his load over her face, Man A jumps out of his hidey hole and throws the pubes at her, allowing them to stick to her goo’d gob………..whilst, of course………shouting ‘WOLVERINE!!!!’………….
Spanish Inquisition – Just before ejaculating, guy pulls out of pleasuring hole, chucks his hot load into any other (nose, eye, ear etc.) whilst shouting ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!’.
Fuzzy Walrus – After loading up her mouth with a shit hot spunking, man punches woman in the stomach, causing the sticky splooge to ooze out of her nose, thus giving her said appearance.
Full Balloon – After a bout of smoking anal sex, man proceeds to piss up the woman’s gaping pooper…………and she tries to hold it in………..
Dutch Lobster – While giving it to a hot babe from behind, man reaches forward and digs his claws into her juicy juggs.
Angry Pirate – After getting a mean portion of face fucking, just as he is about to cum, the man pulls out and shoots his seed straight into the woman’s eye. When she gets up holding her eye closed, he then kicks her in the shin……..all she needs is a patch and a parrot and she’s away……..
Disco Ball – Man chucks his load in the woman’s face, before throwing glitter (presumably pre-planned, this one) onto the spurted spunk.
Neptune’s Trident – this cracker involves one man and three women – with one woman perched on his stiff staff, he enters each of his hands into each of the remaining fucksluts – therefore giving the appearance of the triple-pronged tool…