RYAN AIR PORN: DO THEY THINK THEIR CUSTOMERS ARE WANKERS?

It has recently come to light that Ryan Air, the well known budget airline has shown interests in launching a new service for its customers.  This service will allow passengers to benefit from  pay-per-view porn content to watch while they are in flight to their chosen destination.  The content will be available via passenger’s iPads or smartphones.  Aswell as being able to view your favourite porn star, you would also be able to play online games and gamble your flight away.  Ryan Air boss Michael O’Leary argues that hotels have offered this service for years, and so why shouldn’t this be available while you are en route to said hotel.

This interesting idea follows Ryan Air’s previous brainwaves of taking all but one toilet out of their planes to allow for extra seats and also charging passengers for the privilege of emptying their bodily fluids – well, I suppose this new idea is simply a follow on from that, just with a different fluid in mind.

As wonderful as this may sound to all our PornTubers out there, the argument remains that having access to ‘Debbie does Dallas’ while you’re waiting to get to Ibiza, may not be your neighbour’s chosen viewing material.

I’ll leave you to your own decision – and let’s just hope that if the idea comes to fruition, this fantastic device will be given out with the blankets…………….and preferably, earphones.

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